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[Title:] O Death
[Artist:] Jen Titus
[Listens:] 104,557

desenchantee:

When God is gone and the Devil takes hold;
       who will have mercy on your soul?
No wealth, no ruin, no silver, no gold;
       nothing satisfies me but your soul.
                              O Death.

(Source: desenchantee)

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

(Source: emptiness-within)

shutupaubrey:

the best moment in film history

pen-strokes-and-music-notes:

trillow:

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run

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hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

landofcloudsanddragons:

stolenunicorncollection:

doodling-in-the-margins:

Just some help for my fellow Homestucks who have trouble drawing the hair, or want to do more realistic drawings.

can we talk about how u most definitely drew out the birds on Dave and Dirk’s hair?

This is lovely btw ;w;

This also helps with styling wigs

stopfilmingmedickhead:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

AND THE JONAS BROTHERS!

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ruledbycrowley:

rattatea:

Here we see the criminal mastermind and King of Hell in his natural habitat, enjoying the spoils of victory.

I have a great need to snuggle his beard with my face