taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

coulduknot:

sleepingtsundere:

Blowjobs from Rin Matsuoka more like

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7hrone:

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

there are no rules in college

Ten months, ten entire months have passed since I have made this post. I made this post while I was at college, I am now home. Moreover, some meme loving fuck, at some time today, I don’t know when, silently left a box of kid cuisine on my doorstep. You bothered to somehow find out where I live, which is quite far from my university by several hundred miles, pay money for a frozen children’s meal, and drive out to where I live, just to meme on me. I can’t believe this is real.

This is mitch’s life now

PETITION TO OUTLAW HOMESTUCK AND ARREST ALL OF ITS FANS

strangelingincarnate:

mechanicaljester:

The Homestucks have destroyed our homes, burned our crops, and poisoned the minds of our young for too long! It’s time to end the madness!

New drinking game: Take a shot for every Homestuck who reblogs this.

wishingforcalm:

trustez:

ramenfallsbutnotudon:

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I told myself I wouldn’t reblog anymore of this shit but omgI can’t breathe thats fucking hilarious 

phantomrose96:

This scene just became 400 times funnier to me because I rewatched Mystery Spot and realized that Sam busted him on a continuity error the first time.
Gabe got through 100 Tuesdays keeping everything the same, until he accidentally used strawberry syrup instead of maple and Sam caught it and outted him.
Gabriel is just really bad at continuity and Metatron knows it.

phantomrose96:

This scene just became 400 times funnier to me because I rewatched Mystery Spot and realized that Sam busted him on a continuity error the first time.

Gabe got through 100 Tuesdays keeping everything the same, until he accidentally used strawberry syrup instead of maple and Sam caught it and outted him.

Gabriel is just really bad at continuity and Metatron knows it.

steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

bisexual-community:

deansangelicpurity:

markedwithgrace:

Guys, this is making news. We’re being heard.

But the comments on the article are, as usual, horrible (accusing us of being delusional, crazy, etc.).

If you guys could please go offer some words of support, that would be GRAND.

Article HERE: (x)

NO THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT

Not only are the comments on the article horrible, but the writer of the article was getting harassed by people for even writing it.

Please people go show some love and if you have a Twitter go and tell this guy he’s fucking rad.

The journalist being harassed is Eliel Cruz, a bisexual writer, activist and all around good guy.

He also helped get the word out about the entire Bisexual Erasure of NBC’s "Constantine" (x)(x) in his article NBC’s Constantine Won’t Be Bisexual and supports the #BiBlazer Twitter campaign. Cruz is one of the writers for the Advocate Magazine’s Bisexual section.

You can also follow him on his Facebook Writer’s Page and on his Twitter Account.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

numeralsoftheblindprophets:

theserenesupreme:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

Finally

If you’re offended by this post, you should unfollow me, and go outside every once in a while.

100% of these are troll posts/posts made to make sj bloggers look ridiculous, aside from the last one, which was made by a literal neonazi

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post.